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idgaf
hi.. haha welcome to a place where my personality,likes and thoughts are in a blog.
sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
Artist: Panic! At The Disco
Track: "This Is Gospel (Piano Version)"

illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

trust:

i would only pay for shipping if what i ordered comes within the hour

stability:

stability:

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate

update:

after making her popular on the internet and taking her to an arctic monkeys concert she has accepted my friendship 

last update: 
after all ive done for dis bitch she accidently elbowed me in the face and busted open my lip over a pool float

xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive